Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are going dead? Why do banks charge a fee on “insufficient funds” when they know there is not enough money? Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him? Whose idea was it to put an “S” in the word “lisp”? If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes? Is there ever a day … Continue reading Questions…

Yep…it’s like that.

“Value this time in your life kids, because this is the time in your life when you still have your choices, and it goes by so quickly. When you’re a teenager you think you can do anything, and you do. Your twenties are a blur. Your thirties, you raise your family, you make a little money and you think to yourself, “What happened to my twenties?” Your forties, you grow a little pot belly you grow another chin. The music starts to get too loud and one of your old girlfriends from high school becomes a grandmother. Your fifties you … Continue reading Yep…it’s like that.

Human Tetris

It’s a dark day in Buckeye Country after the loss to LSU. Here’s a little something to take your mind off of it. How about a little human tetris? This video is quite remarkable. I can’t imagine the time and coordination it must have taken. And they say that I have too much time on my hands. [youtube=] Continue reading Human Tetris

The Conrads Halloween 2007

So…what do you think? Actually, this is what happens when I get a little time on my hands and a copy of Adobe Photoshop. The truth is that I made this as a joke a couple of years ago when we were trying to come up with a Christmas card. It never made it to print, but I thought it needed to be seen somewhere. I’m not sure which one cracks me up more, “The Boy” or “The Baby”. Vote early, vote often…. Continue reading The Conrads Halloween 2007