80’s Wisdom

Dear Mr. Vernon:

We accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it is we did wrong, but we think you’re crazy for making us write an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us: in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is a brain, and an athlete, and a basket case, a princess, and a criminal. Does that answer your question?

Sincerely yours,

The Breakfast Club.

(Originally posted April, 2007)


3 Replies to “80’s Wisdom”

  1. Born and Bred Ed

    Vernon: Questions?
    Bender: Yeah, I’ve got a question. Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?
    Vernon: I’ll give you the answer to that question, Mr.Bender, next Saturday. Don’t mess with the bull young man, you’ll get the horns.

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