Tag: Humor

  • Yep…it’s like that.

    “Value this time in your life kids, because this is the time in your life when you still have your choices, and it goes by so quickly. When you’re a […]

  • Upset in the BCS Standings!

    Tis the season. The regulars and those that know me well know that I have a weakness for two things – Diet Coke and Buffalo Chicken Sandwiches. Over the years […]

  • Who Loves Ya Baby?

    I’ve heard it said that “my wife wakes up grumpy in the morning…other days, she lets me sleep in..”. I’m not gonna lie, I HATE mornings. I don’t sleep well […]

  • That’s Gonna Leave a Mark!!

    While we were at little league practice (first year coach pitch) last night, I hit my son in the shoulder with a pitch. They were taking batting practice and it’s […]

  • Vitale’s Job is Safe…

    Okay, so I can’t just let the defeat of Carolina go without “one shining moment” which happened during the game. As I said in my last post, besides my Treo […]

  • Honest Dottie…

    I just couldn’t resist this. Ever since I scheduled my flight to San Antonio, I can’t get this out of my mind. Once I touch down, I am dying to […]

  • My Life = Holiday Inn Commercial

    They say that “art imitates life”. Well “they” must follow me around. This is the second time I have had a Holiday Inn commercial which has totally depicted my stay […]

  • Off To a Wonderful Start

    In the movie “Major League”, Harry Doyle is doing play-by-play for the very first game of the season and says “You can often tell how the season goes by the […]

  • Are you “Joy Challenged?”

    In his book “The Life You’ve Always Wanted“, John Ortberg outlines a plan for the spiritual discipline of joy. He recommended that if you find yourself down, depressed, or often […]

  • Confessions

    I know the first step to recovery is to admitting it. So I am here today to do just that. Friends and readers I am in love with 3 blondes! […]

  • Now for Something Completely Different

    Let’s change it up a bit shall we? Enough heavy stuff for this week. Someone sent me this clip at work and I couldn’t stop laughing. Even though I am […]

  • When Mama’s Away…

    My wife has been away this weekend with a friend that was speaking at a retreat. I’m glad she got the time away. Usually I am the one that jet […]

  • Crazy…

    “No we’re never gonna survive unless we are a little crazy” – Seal A few weeks ago, I was having lunch with my boss and he said the strangest thing. […]

  • I Did The Heisman!

    Boy, that sure didn’t take long. Nothing like getting this new found grace put to the test right away. Here’s how it all went down. I was waiting at the […]

  • “I Googled It”

    The following story is 100% accurate, true and in no way made up. I must also say that it involves my 6 year old son, who just started kindergarten and […]

  • When Mama’s Away….

    My wife has been away this weekend with a friend that was speaking at a retreat. I’m glad she got the time away. Usually I am the one that jet […]

  • Take Life by the Hand….

    I thought I would take this opportunity to follow up on a story that I broke last week. As I stated in an earlier post, I found a plaque on […]

  • Interceding

    The story below comes from the book I am reading (The Life You’ve Always Wanted by John Ortberg), but is actually a true story from well known Pastor Tony Campolo. […]

  • What Will The Neighbors Think?

    Talk about finding joy in the ordinary… Ya know, some people find inspiration in a beautiful sunset, walking on the beach, fishing, or seeing nature. I seem to get mine […]

  • On Specially Marked Boxes

    “There ain’t no Coupe Deville lying at the bottom of a Cracker Jack box”. – Meatloaf This morning I observed my son open a brand new box of cereal. After […]

  • I Got Punk’d

    Chalk one up for the department of motor vehicles! A few months ago, I was informed that I was going to receive a company car. Let me start by saying […]

  • Out of the Mouths of Babes

    After our T-ball practice got rained on this evening, I performed my civic duty and ran to the local elementary school to vote. I had my 5 year old son […]

  • Welcome to Monday!

    Well here it is…Monday. In Greek mythology, the great King Sisyphus was condemned to spend the rest of his life rolling a large bolder to the top of a mountain, only to […]

  • A Little Dumber With Each Post

    While computers were designed to make us smarter and more efficient, I think I am actually regressing with each tap on the keyboard. You see, I recently left the creature […]

  • Being Colorblind

    I recently received an email from a well wishing friend inviting me to play a cool on-line game. I clicked on the link and found myself staring at a game […]

  • From Valentines Day – 1986

    To Whom it May Concern, I thought maybe I would compile a Valentine wish list this year. First off, I would really like to have A Valentine! Strike That……make it […]

  • State Of The Blog Address

    Mr. Conrad, Mrs. Vice President Conrad, Members of the Conrad household, Members of WordPress, Blogger and typepad, distinguished visitors and fellow bloggers. Today I sit before you, typing on my […]

  • Blinking Part II

    Call off the search party, return the generators, reassure the children, tell everyone at the North Pole…The Great Christmas Light Display Mystery has been solved. Thanks in part to the […]

  • The Little One’s Aren’t Blinking..

    We have all seen it…Chevy Chase has just finished putting every possible Christmas light on his house, the family gathered in the front yard, he plugs it in for the […]

  • This Is Your Life

    First the good news. The degenerative disc (see “Not How I Pictured It”) seems to respond to walking on the treadmill and stretching every morning. It has now become a […]

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